I’m used to a fair amount of weirdness happening in my alley, especially on the weekend.
But this is the first time anyone’s stood at the bottom of the stairs and randomly shouted,
“I’d like to buy $5 worth of crystal.
Anybody got crystal I can buy?
I’m looking for just $5 of crystal.
Anybody?”
*awkward pause as she stands there waiting*
“Oh really?
I’ll just take my business elsewhere!”
Umkay.
—kimberly a. morales
Flommist Kimberly A. Morales is a food and wellness blogger, and patron saint of cats. Copyright © 2019 Kimberly A. Morales. Image source.
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