margarine commercial

“We did it, Gladys. We fi­nal­ly be­came true detectives.”
 

Every oth­er single 

ob­vi­ous­ly more crit­i­cal, im­por­tant thing aside here …

Does any­one else think those gi­gan­tic crowns look in­cred­i­bly tacky and stupid? 

Like, why wouldn’t you want a sim­ple cir­clet or tiara? 

Un­der­stat­ed is the new black.
 

 

It would be hi­lar­i­ous if King Chaz 💀 some­time today.

 

Also,

from last week, 

if all the celebri­ties who at­tend the Met Gala cut a fat check to the mu­se­um in­stead of in­dulging Anna Win­tour and her aw­ful pe­nis head hair­cut every year, it would make a much big­ger statement.

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2023 Emi­ly Duchaine. Hed­line by Bri­an, mu­sic pick by Christo­pher, car­toon source.

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