One time
I was walking down the street
and I saw a Poor
about to take a bite out of a sandwich.
Naturally I was horrified.
I ran up and drop-punted it out of their hands and loud enough so everyone could hear said
“Uh HELLLOOOOOOO. You’re supposed to be poor. Faker.”
(Luke 43:11, as far as either of us know)
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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