“Argue the issue not the man.”
Nah that’s fine. Argue the man. Argue the fuck out of em.
Argue dumbass Facebook moms. Infowars incels. Where they go dumbfuck they go all. They only argue in bad faith anyway.
“Ultimately, Mr. Trump has been more successful playing a business mogul than being one in real life …”
—New York Times, earlier today
“It appears that the real definition of ‘hoax’ is the ‘business mogul’ America saw on The Apprentice.”
—Dan Rather
His taxes leaked.
Federal income taxes paid in 2017 (jointly with spouse):
Joe Biden — $3,742,974
Kamala Harris — $516,469
Bernie Sanders — $343,882
Elizabeth Warren — $268,484Donald Trump — $750 https://t.co/1KkuViDUCe
— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) September 27, 2020
Turns out I paid more in federal income taxes in the last decade than Trump. Ergo I am a billionaire.
Manuel! More oil!
Hell, undocumented immigrants pay more in taxes than Trump.
“Bezos $0, Trump $750, my broke ass $2,000+. Gut punch.”
—Chelsea Davis
“Trump could just release his tax returns to prove the NYT’s story to be ‘fake news,’ but he won’t, because he can’t … The tax returns obtained by the NYT are real and Donald Trump is the fraud we’ve always claimed he is.”
—Joshua “The Real Tay Tay” Taylor
“He’s broke, he lives in our house, and he’s been stealing from us.”
—Jason Kander
Even your dog has paid more in the past decade.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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