old/busted
Hanging out all day at craft fairs to sell your art.
new/hotnezz
Tricking people into a semi-trailer, locking them in and taking their stuff.
Plan.
Gonna watch Talented Mr. Ripley
and end it at the
part where he’s
in the suit and
then it’s just
a fun movie about
a guy whose dream
is to try on a
suit in Italy.
I’ve lived this dream
by the way, and I
didn’t have to murder
Jude Law with an oar
to do it.
Also
I sorely want to live in the 1989 NYC of When Harry Met Sally forever and frankly I think I have earned this.
Fight me.
The world has completely changed.
Like, cocktails to go became a thing.
Teenagers are millennials. Tweens are millennials. Kids, toddlers and zygotes are millennials.
Babies born 100 years from now? Thats right. Millennials.
This guy just sat next to you at the party and wants to talk about All Things Must Pass.
There is no better series right now than r/HermanCainAward.
Binge. Worthy.
You would think a True Crime Murder Mystery would suffer from lacking the Mystery part but it’s still so darn satisfying.
So there’s high.
And there’s “Hey, I should watch D.C. Cab” high.
God darn it I love Lil Nas X.
RIP Melvin Van Peebles.
Sweet Sweetback blew my Midwest honkey mind as a young teen living in Nebraska and opened and informed my perspective in immeasurable ways.
When you order your Neil Patrick Harris from wish.com.
Thank you to all the right wing nut jobs who talked about critical race theory ALL summer.
My students could not wait for me to explain it to them & talk about structural racism.
The topic of CRT never came up in class until this year.
Gen Z is going to vote you all out @GOP
— Sari Beth Rosenberg (@saribethrose) September 17, 2021
Maybe we all need to permanently socially distance ourselves from Republicans.
I’m just kidding. Of course we do.
Since we’ve all been at home, mankind’s footprint has dramatically shrunk.
There were reports that at Disneyland, giraffes were riding the Matterhorn.
And getting knocked the fuck out.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2021 Jason Malmberg.
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