The world seems
to have turned
into one of those satirical comedies
that were everywhere in the late 1970s
where like America is broke
and the Grand Canyon is filled with trash
and there’s smog everywhere
and the country does a lottery
to decide who will be president
and John Ritter wins it
and has no idea what he’s doing
and his advisors are George Kennedy and Jack Warden
and they have to do a telethon to buy back
the Statue of Liberty from Japan
and there’s a musical performance by, like, Suzi Quatro at some point.
Obviously
the world has not literally become this, but it feels pretty damn close.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg.
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