leg shaving, come on

That re­minds me. 

As if shav­ing my legs wasn’t in­con­ve­nient enough, I was at Tar­get on Fri­day and there were these two bros in the lady ra­zor aisle in­tense­ly talk­ing about Bible shit di­rect­ly in front of my ra­zor preference. 

So I take a lap be­cause, boy, do I not want to en­gage with all of that. 

I come back, like, 15 min­utes lat­er, bas­ket full of Nate Berkus bull­shit as usu­al, and these MFs are still there: 

“Well our church is the only church that cor­rect­ly fol­lows the teach­ings of bib­li­cal ref­er­ence what­ev­er ego­tis­ti­cal non­sense our faith is tech­ni­cal­ly against but sure what­ev­er bros.”
 

So I’m forced to engage:
 

     “Ex­cuse me.” (ig­nored)
 

                “Ex­cuse me.” (ig­nored)
 

                           “Ex­cuse me.” (ig­nored)
 

                                      “EX­CUSE ME.” (ig­nored)
 
 

So fi­nal­ly I push the dude out of my way to get my lady ra­zors be­cause come on and then
 

AND. THEEENNNN.
 

THEY ACT LIKE I’M THE BAD GUY. WTF.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto by mehallo.

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