‘yeah yeah … we got it … but at what cost?’

Do you remember
where you were
the day Kennedy told you
about mints
all comin from in­side you?
 

 
 

“WE’VE TRACED THE CALL AND THE MINTS ARE COM­ING FROM IN­SIDE YOU!!!!”

 

“Looks like I’m gonna have to go in­side you and have a look around til we find the cul­prit. I’ll light my way with this can­dle that I just ig­nit­ed … WITH MY MIND.”

 

“Very good. I’ll set an ar­ray of tiger traps out back in case our sus­pect tries to hoof it.”

 

“Re­con re­port­ing in from 10,000 feet. Clear skies but not much to see from up here. The heat sig­na­ture from the mint is off the charts tho.”

 

“I’m sor­ry I meant ‘off the charts’ like it isn’t on any of them. Sor­ry if that was un­clear. Check out this sweet bar­rel roll.”

 

“You chuck­le­heads are goofy in the noo­dle. The Jer­ries are too cun­ning not to have cov­ered their tracks by now. Just an­oth­er mon­goose hunt if ya ask me.”

 

“Re­port­ing in from near the pan­creas. Ei­ther we are get­ting close or my mind is play­ing tricks on me. All I can smell is spearmint and lost dreams.”

 

“Were all count­ing on you Stretch.”

 

“That means a lot to me. Word is bond, dog.”

 

“Oh isn’t that sweet you two. I think I’m about to get all goosey too. Now cut the chat­ter ladies, this is a par­ty line.”

 

“Need back­up. En­coun­ter­ing resistance.”

 

“Perime­ter se­cured. Re­peat: Perime­ter secured.”

 

“Now let’s get you back out of here, my love­ly. Eureka!”

 

“Sad­ly the host … the host didn’t make it.”

 

“That is in­deed un­for­tu­nate. But ‘the pack­age’ is secured?”

 

“yeah yeah … we got it … but at what cost?”

 

“Great work … Now I’ll just be tak­ing that off your hands.”

 

“the damn dou­ble cross.”

 

— fin —
 
 
 

Oh snap!
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2019 Ja­son Malmberg.

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