WANTED:
Jr. Web Programmer/Graphics Designer
Requirements:
· Master’s or PhD in Computer Science/Engineering
· Military or martial arts background
· SCUBA certification
· At least 15 years experience performing heart surgery and/or air traffic control
Job Responsibilities include:
· Maintaining and updating company Twitter account
· Brewing coffee
· Talking to Deborah when nobody wants to
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