“Now that the political utility of troops on the southern border to face a fictitious caravan invasion threat is over … let’s hope the president will stand down the troops so they can be with their families — especially over the holidays.”
—Admiral James G. Stavridis
How
*legitimate*
Christians
act
which
we will receive
an
inverse lesson
in
next month
when
your
megachurchy relatives
get all
bent
about
Starbucks cups:
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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