‘i get no kick in a plane’

Worst. Fuck­ing. Trip. Of. My. Life.

… And it will not fuck­ing end as Fox News is play­ing AGAIN at the god­damned sec­ond air­port I’m trapped at today.

So
I don’t know if it was be­ing end­less­ly trapped in mul­ti­ple air­ports play­ing Fox News, hav­ing what I can only as­sume is the lit­er­al Black Death from the Mid­dle Ages, or at­tempt­ing to put out a mas­sive fire at work while hal­lu­ci­nat­ing from a fever, but I fuck­ing need about a month off from people.

Like a fuck­ing month of no fuck­ing people. 

Just like one month in the woods, by my god­damn self, where it’s fuck­ing qui­et, and the non­sense lev­el is min­i­mal, but I fuck­ing need a break.

Plus,
when you’re try­ing to call your Mom and she doesn’t have time to an­swer your calls but does have time to post memes mak­ing fun of you for be­ing sin­gle on your Facebook.

Cool stuff Mom.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

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