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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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how to win arguments on the internet

So I’m ba­si­cal­ly an ex­pert on this sub­ject, so I’m post­ing it here as a pub­lic ser­vice. Even made a de­tailed ana­log pen­cil-ren­dered infographic:

Infographc_winarguments

Step 1.    Read the en­tire thread.
If the thread is like, a hun­dred years long, it’s prob­a­bly bet­ter not to — but you’re choos­ing your bat­tles care­ful­ly any­way, right? This way you’ll know what has al­ready been said.

Step 2.    Think of some­thing re­al­ly clever.
Like a wiz­ard wolf do­ing su­per laser splits. Or a unique­ly poignant sen­ti­ment on the sub­ject at hand.

Step 3.    Type that suck­er out!
Write like the wind! You might need some coffee.

Step 4.    Hit en­ter to de­stroy your opponent.
HA­HA­HA YOURE IN MY WORLD NOW.

Step 5.    Close thread and walk away victorious.
I make my­self do this for at least a while be­fore go­ing back to read any re­spons­es. It’s ide­al to have a lit­tle ego boost right be­fore hav­ing a bunch of strangers call you a fat id­iot in a pub­lic space.

I hope you guys found this helpful.
 
 

—bwargh von modnar

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