After an entire lifetime
of sleeping on
hand-me-down and blow-up mattresses,
I went,
like a goddamn successful adult,
to an actual mattress store, spent two hours awkwardly laying down on every mattress, and picked the perfect one.
Hopefully
this will help with my lifelong insomnia
and I will actually get more than 4–5 interrupted hours of sleep a night,
making me less of a grumpy bitch
because
I am always so fucking tired.
HOORAY!
—natalie michelle
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