Dinosaur comic from years ago and here it is again.
God has deemed fit to let me live another day and I’m going to make it everybody’s problem.
I love you all and I’m truly thankful to have you all in my life.
Biden said he wanted to see turkeys play ice hockey.
Oh boy, I can’t wait for election season to start!
I’m leftover turkey sandwich turkey.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if it’s just you and your significant other, that counts as a family. You’re a family.
ALSO HEY 📣 you know the fuck what? If it’s just you and a beloved animal, that’s also a family.
You and a close friend you’re spending time with?
Family.
We choose our families. Find your family. You don’t have to be born into it or blood-related.
And your place of birth is a matter of pure happenstance.
Today, be thankful you’re here and not there.
*maniacal laugh*
I couldn’t wait any longer to post this.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2023 Emily Duchaine.
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