Does anybody have a bag of soup they could walk over?
I didn’t have my ID at the grocery store and I need a weapon to help bring down my Democrat-run state because I can’t have free money and I want to terrorize women in the suburbs because I don’t love my country.
Thanks in advance, my fellow-black-clothed, shadow-dwelling, bleedingheartsnowflakethugcomrades.
—laura hohlwein
P.S.
I used to think a giant solar flare fritzing the electrical grid would be a tragedy sending us back to the Dark Ages but now I think it might be the only thing that can keep us from doing that ourselves with our firehouse of “information” and “alternate facts.”
Flommist Laura Hohlwein is a contemporary abstract surrealist. Copyright © 2020 Laura Hohlwein.
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