1. gas 2. coffee

1.
Does every sin­gle per­son I in­ter­act with have to be an in­com­pe­tent jagweed? 

Stop brag­ging about how you went to high school with some sec­ond string foot­ball play­er no one gives any fucks about and au­tho­rize my gas pump so I don’t have to walk back into the store three fuck­ing times.

It’s $10 in gas, not fuck­ing wizardry.

2.
And when are peo­ple go­ing to re­al­ize the only time I will lis­ten to their bor­ing sto­ries is when I’m try­ing to take them on the train to bone town? 

Cool sto­ry about ara­bi­ca beans ran­do gro­cery bro but you are stand­ing be­tween me and my abil­i­ty to func­tion to­mor­row at work.

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto by mehallo.

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