fishing

“Apes don’t read phi­los­o­phy.”

“Yes they do, Otto. They just don’t un­der­stand it. Now let me cor­rect you on a cou­ple of things, OK? Aris­to­tle was not Bel­gian. The cen­tral mes­sage of Bud­dhism is not ‘Every man for him­self.’ And the Lon­don Un­der­ground is not a po­lit­i­cal move­ment. Those are all mis­takes. I looked them up.”
 

The meme is satire. The com­ments are not and they are GOLD!
So, if you have some time to spare and want to make a bunch of old and rur­al peo­ple feel stu­pid, click on through and bask in the mer­ri­ment!

MOR here.
 

 

“I keep see­ing this sen­ti­ment float­ing around and it kept mak­ing me mad­der and mad­der so – ”

Michael Guger­ty fixed this:

 

And
here’s your rainy day lis­ten­ing …

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2018 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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