Jimmy Carter
Actual Christian
The kind that can quote scripture on request. Spends his remaining years building homes with Habitat for Humanity.
> Mention his name to an evangelical Christian and they can hardly contain their bile
Donald Trump
Barely pretends to be spiritual in any way
Violates nearly every commandment daily. Spends his remaining years working to take away peoples’ freedom, health care, right to vote, sexual dignity, the list goes on.
> Mention his name to an evangelical Christian and they can’t stop jizzing themselves
“God works in mysterious ways.
So none of this has to make sense.
Cuz magic or whatever.”
—jason malmberg
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