“DoN’t LiKe CoPs?
NeXt TIMe.
CaLl a cRaCKhEAd!”
Well.
I could see
a crackhead being motivated
to actually
*solve fucking crimes*
in return for crack,
so maybe that’s an idea?
https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/03/01/most-violent-and-property-crimes-in-the-u-s-go-unsolved/
I seriously hate
this deeply deeply stupid framing that cops are like Olympian gods deigning to offer us the protective cloak of their powers if only we’d pay them deference.
It’s a job. A well-paying job.
We can hire good people to do it and train them to do it well. We can fire people who do it poorly.
Shit ain’t hard.
“The unions,
the court system …
there’s an entire
institutional
force field
shielding them
from consequences.”
Though.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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