The obituary of alley: She was a young woman. Almost too young, but she lived a fascinating life. If you could call watching netflix and avoiding ‘chill’ sessions with fuck boys fascinating. She enjoyed horror movies to the extent that you’d wonder whether or not deep down there was a serial killer inside. Though, in her death she proved to be sweet innocent one that wasn’t innocent in which landed her dying slowly towards the end in the array of imaginary characters she created to survive being tortured. Second to last or from first to last if you want to be an emo band. Dying as an unaccomplished artist she vowed to haunt several museums around the globe tearing down famous works of art and painting blue roses as replacement. Though like her least-favourite superhero, superman, she had the uncanny ability to awake from the dead and return to normal human being. The obituary retraction will commence when alley begins to show color in her cheeks again.
—alley scheffki
Flommist Alley Scheffki is 23 years young, ‘I am the blue rose. Dies ist ein wunsch für freiheit.’ Copyright © 2017 Alley Scheffki.
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