Watched the Dumbo (2019) remake, directed by the guy who used to be good 20–30 years ago and has lost his mojo, and written by the guy who also wrote three Transformers films.
The original Dumbo (1941) was a simple story told from the animals’ point of view. This remake adds too many human characters and retires all talking animals (some of them do appear as cameo, but without context in the film). Most people act fine, except for the kids who fail to be the emotional drive of the human side of the story.
The film is just two hours of too many cooks in the kitchen with little Dumbo, who is great when he’s on screen.
The original story was only about an hour, so they added a lot more. The film rushes through the original part in the first half while overcrowded by human characters, and every scene becomes a checkbox that does not have enough emotion.
I see the biggest offence from how they screwed up the famous Pink Elephant scene.
The second half involves a corporate bad guy played by Michael Keaton (his character is exactly like that seen in the Robocop remake). And the latter half of the film plays out exactly how a story with cliché corporate bad guy typically does, and becomes insufferable to get through.
Did they think the original Dumbo missed the mark because it didn’t have that element?
Also, the added runtime results in more flights and mom-son reunions. These scenes in the original had an emotional impact because there were few. Things like this really make it clear that the screenwriter only knows how to fill time but not how to tighten his script.
In the end, Dumbo was another example of pointless Disney live action remake.
Remember how they used to make a lot of straight-to-VHS sequels with blatant 2 at the end? That’s what they’re doing now, and they are hoping that you have forgotten how good the originals actually were. And they are mostly right, judging by how well these mickey mice* are doing.
I do remember, and give this film 4⁄10.
* Mickey Mouse is an English slang for an inferior copycat, or fake product. Disney does make Mickey Mouse, not just literally.
—toshi omagari
Flommist Toshi Omagari fights many things, most recent of which is the auto-correction of his title to florist. Copyright © 2019 Toshi Omagari.
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