In the interest of not neglecting our readership who really love the men (which Google’s own analytics are telling me could be as high as 3% by mid-August) I have decided to add some HOT YOUNG SIZZLE to derTung.
And it is in that spirit that we kick off a new feature:
❤ POP THROB KORNER ❤
It will feature the hottest faces of young Hollywood dope swag plur and also provide a place for you to ‘rap’ about what’s on your mind (comment below).
And here’s our first ‘cover-boy’ Sam Elliott.
I think he’s got ‘the goods,’ don’t you? XOXOXOXO
Born in ’44, so even using a generous estimate on this pic’s OG date, he would have at least been like 30.
“Gas, grass or ass … nobody rides for free.”
And you really can’t read that without hearing his voice in your head, right? Bro’s voice alone prolly floods a lot of basements.
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And since you’ve made it this far, here’s a bonus bro.
Like, 2 seconds in the google.
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NEXT MONTH: We get ginchy with TV’s hottest Cop-throbs, Starsky & Hutch’s David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser in a Sausalito beach spread that’s so hot you’ll call 911!
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(The 70s was a very, very different place. They probably sold mail-order bongs and had cocktail recipes.)
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2019 Jason Malmberg.
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