“I want
a woman
who puts effort
into her appAHHUHH—*coughs out a cloud of hot cheeto dust*
*vomits onto keyboard*
*wipes face on an empty pizza box*
*continues typing, mechanical clicks and wet smooshes like someone is stirring spaghetti*
*sips Monster*
appearance.”
—bwargh von modnar
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