chunks of flommus
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Jason MalmbergThu 29 Jun 2017
stealing a fire truck
You’re untamed youth that’s the truth with your cloak full of beagles* When I was a wee lad I got
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Steve MehalloWed 28 Jun 2017
my daughter works in a mortuary
just to follow up, in light of the recent body theft, and since i am out of town this week if someone tries to steal you
Jason MalmbergTue 27 Jun 2017
one mor thing
“You see congressman, it’s a literary device employed to draw the disquieting parallels between fact and speculative fiction.” “Lol. Queer.” I
Jason MalmbergMon 26 Jun 2017
seven little things
“Yeah, well the band 311 called me and said I can’t fuck raccoons anymore.” 1. I just got hiccups and it’s been
Melony PpenosyneSun 25 Jun 2017
it’s improv
Dad: sorry I can’t make your class performance Me: s’all good Dad: you got anything prepped? Me: … what? Dad: or are you just
Toshi OmagariSun 25 Jun 2017
a warrior after all
A couple weeks-late review of Wonder Woman (2017). DC finally made another good movie after Dark Knight Rises (2012). It’s a standard
Jason MalmbergThu 22 Jun 2017
internationalgoop
Forgive me for waxing all Gwyneth but … International travel pro-tip: When on vacation somewhere you’d like to remember, buy and use their
