chunks of flommus
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Jason MalmbergMon 26 Jun 2017
seven little things
“Yeah, well the band 311 called me and said I can’t fuck raccoons anymore.” 1. I just got hiccups and it’s been
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Melony PpenosyneSun 25 Jun 2017
it’s improv
Dad: sorry I can’t make your class performance Me: s’all good Dad: you got anything prepped? Me: … what? Dad: or are you just
Toshi OmagariSun 25 Jun 2017
a warrior after all
A couple weeks-late review of Wonder Woman (2017). DC finally made another good movie after Dark Knight Rises (2012). It’s a standard
Jason MalmbergThu 22 Jun 2017
internationalgoop
Forgive me for waxing all Gwyneth but … International travel pro-tip: When on vacation somewhere you’d like to remember, buy and use their
Melony PpenosyneTue 20 Jun 2017
no me either
Ever been too tired to sleep you just lie on a mound of uneven pillows with your bra half off wishing you had some
Laura HohlweinMon 19 Jun 2017
glad they let him play
I was buying too many 4 dollar summer-weather tops at a thrift store today. All the while someone was playing intricate and highly-skilled
Natalie MichelleWed 14 Jun 2017
stages of natalie getting a cold
Stage 1: Denial. “I don’t get sick. I never get sick. This is just allergies, so I’m going to push myself physically
