“It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for me.”
—Nina Simone
Today I had put on pants to go on the porch and yell
“WOOOOHOOOOO FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP”
and it felt amazing.
I highly recommend you all do this. Based on what we were facing: GLOAT. GLOAT HARD.
We ARE America
you suburban bags
of ignorant shit.
Your grandkids
hate you.
Your kids don’t return your calls.
For NOTHING.
And you don’t have to read or even click any of their Librotarian blog articles about statistical anomalies. You. Don’t. Have. To. Care. We are winners and they are losers. By a mile.
“But all the washed up aging douchebros and busted ass former trophy wives I know in El Dorado Hills went for Trump. And that’s everybody. Right? So fraud?”
The Venn diagram of female relators that support Trump and photo filters laid on top of one another til the face is just two black dots in a sea of tapioca is a perfect circle that burns out your retina screen.
“Hey kids. I was there when the Berlin Wall fell. This feels like that but better.”
Crowds in Times Square were singing “We’re Not Gonna Take It.”
For real though, this was about a COALITION defeating an AUTOCRAT.
And that is
America as Fuck.
Let people have this moment. We can talk about all the work that needs to be done (it does) tomorrow.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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