Remember when late stage capitalism’s solution to us being stressed out was to give us adult coloring books?
Looking through my posts for the past few weeks of years gone by and holy shit I go through the same thing every goddamn year.
I’d feel a lot better if I could be some mysterious lady of a sprawling mountain castle, adorned in heavy black robes, riding my lands atop my noble steed with my raven familiar and issuing ominous warnings to errant trespassers and fools.
This is what chilly air and grey skies make me wish I was doing.
*tips fedora* M’Oregon.
I love this goofy ass shit.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2023 Emily Duchaine.
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