Smearing on some warpaint
and heading to
Whole Foods before Thanksgiving.
If you don’t hear back from me,
it’s safe to assume
I’ve been trampled to death
by a pack of sour-faced Millard anti-vaxers fighting over a GMO-free turkey.
I made it out and am now in my car having a panic attack.
But a very nice man let me taste eight different wines though,
so
I was able to power through to victory!
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle. Picture source.
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