INTERPRET THIS FOR ME!
I dreamt I was on a perilous journey with a woman dressed as Theodore Roosevelt when he was a Rough Rider. But they wore sandals and they requested I not touch their big toe because it had gangrene.
We come to a very damp town and everything feels weird. There is even dripping wet seaweed hanging from the walls. We’re escorted through a saloon to the back where everything is warm and there is electricity and I’m thinking ‘This isn’t historically accurate.’
There are two women resting in a jacuzzi and they start laughing at me and call me an embarrassment. Looking into the mirror, every poor on my face and neck is a white head and they’re popping. I freak out and run to the side room requesting to use the lavatory. But our scout is in there and he won’t let me in.
So I return to the women and stare them down as they’re laughing at me and go, “How much you gonna laugh when I start popping them in your direction?”
To which, one throws me a damp towel, I wipe my face, and they’re all gone.
They said it happened to them too.
They said it was because of the air in these parts.
—jes
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