grandma:
He’s not still outside, is he? What’s his car look like?
me:
It’s a Prius. You know what a Prius looks like?
grandma:
No.
me:
Okay, you know how my hair does this thing in the back? *fluffs up the duckbutt*
grandma:
Yeah?
me:
It’s like a car doing that.
MY LYFT DRIVER JUST PROPOSITIONED ME AND I AM FREAKING OUT.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I REQUESTED TO BE PICKED UP.
NOOONONONONO 😭
He asked me if I have a boyfriend, and if I would go out with him, or if we could just have sex instead.
Go with your instincts when you think someone looks shady. This guy had this creepy-ass dadstache. Also, I reported him immediately. Lyft support emailed me back very quickly.
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