dad said

The three best things my fa­ther said this week:

1.
‘What’s with White peo­ple and White­ness? I mean they’re so ob­sessed with racial pu­ri­ty they even made our food White –

‘White bread, White sug­ar, White eggs. I swear they fucked up our food be­cause they were all racists.’

2.
‘Did you see Google search­es for ex­pa­tri­a­tion surged 350% af­ter Trump won Su­per Tues­day?

‘Fuck run­ning away! Don’t just hand our coun­try over to them. You stay and you fight and if you get hit in the head with a bil­ly club, well, that’s just the cost of freedom.’

3.
‘Okay, ex­plain this mil­len­ni­al trend to me – there are guys try­ing to look like the 1800s with the curly mus­tache and beard with the shaved side and slicked back hair, and they dress like 1800s bar­bers but weird with, like, skin­ny jeans and com­bat boots? What is that? 

‘Those guys look like pussies to me, pussies hid­ing un­der tat­too sleeves. What’s that called? Fops. Bunch of pussy fops. Can you imag­ine hang­ing out with some­one like that? I bet they take them­selves far too se­ri­ous­ly to be any fun.’
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

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