maybe i need a confederate mentality

Who the hell still buys Rus­sell Stover?

Come on, the choco­lates are terrible. 

Like, that gi­ant box of mys­tery choco­lates? To para­phrase Jim Gaffi­gan, “Oh no it’s filled with toothpaste!”

There are plen­ty of cheap choco­lates that are way bet­ter than RS.

When I was check­ing out, the cashier was wear­ing a tag that said 

“I’m dressed ca­su­al in sup­port of the Unit­ed Way.”

Had he not been wear­ing that tag, I wouldn’t have even no­ticed what the fuck he was wearing.

But I got the an­swer to my question: 

The peo­ple who still buy Rus­sell Stover are the same peo­ple who want their cashiers to dress like they work in a soda pop shop from a Rock­well painting.
 

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2022 Emi­ly Duchaine. Hed via Jenna.

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