only i could fuck up a colonoscopy

i’m ap­par­ent­ly fine. 

ct scan at the er shows i have an old in­tes­tine prob­lem my dad had. 

he thought it was a war injury.
#puz­zle­solved
#ge­net­ics
#fuck
 

‘LANCE!’

‘LANCE!’

‘LANCE!’

loud naked guy named lance need­ed im­me­di­ate at­ten­tion but van­ished when they called him. 

‘LANCE!’

pret­ty sure t’was iden­ti­ty change or in­vis­i­bil­i­ty or both. 

‘LANCE!’

re­al­ly old woman with pink hair, decked out nails, full make­up and fake fur coat was tak­ing ad­van­tage of auto re­pair guy on phone. 

she fuck­ing knows her shit.
 

 

rock­star-fu­eled nurse com­pared back de­gen­er­a­tion prob­lems with me and how their er de­sign to­tal­ly sux. 

awe­some vibe, she needs standup act. 

so does se­cu­ri­ty chick. 

so does lance. 

great voice, should’ve record­ed him for RADíO FLOMM.  he had a real bil­ly con­nol­ly vibe.
 

 

this er is al­ways a hor­ri­ble shit show but tbh, i try to en­joy the weird­ness any way i can.

 

 

i’m re­cov­er­ing.

 

—steve mehal­lo

Flom­mist Steve Mehal­lo is a graph­ic de­sign­er, il­lus­tra­tor, font de­sign­er, ed­u­ca­tor, food­ie and gad­fly. He is the cre­ator and founder of FLOMM!

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