OMG y’all our NYE party is LIT.
The guest list is very exclusive. So exclusive in fact that the only ones here are Aaron and I.
Also, the cat.
And our house is *expertly* decorated. There’s dirty dishes in the sink – that’s because the dishwasher is full – and a pile of laundry on the couch I haven’t folded up yet. I’d prefer to think of it as “domestic” and “bohemian.”
Ooh, and we are dressed to the nines. I’m wearing one of my button down shirts that still fits and the pair of jeans I ordered a size up because sizing up is all the rage heading into 2021.
And by “all the rage” I mean it’s necessary because I don’t fit into my old pair of jeans anymore.
We have several $25 bottles of Chandon sparkling wine that I paid $11.99 for each, which is located in luxurious Yountville, CA.
And we will be ringing in the new year from our couch, next to the aforementioned pile of laundry.
“You know, I can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing, and not a single one them involves Miller Time.”
—my take on the whole stimulus vote/McConnell/everything going on with that whole mess
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine.
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