Because White Castle is just so damn pretty.
It almost looks like 8‑bit food.
And no one eats WC on a date, at least not one they are going home with,
“Baby, I’m gonna need to be alone for about a half hour around 1:30.”
When I was in 3rd grade
they had a day when local businessmen came in to talk about being grown ups.
One of them was a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise owner who was pretty much only there to tell us that KFC was entering the nugget game.
We were each given *a* nugget and it is the only time in my entire life that I felt like the junkie in the Afterschool Special whose dealer gives him the “first one for free.”
And I have done many actual drugs.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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