‘you look like a walking thyroid – you’re not a man, you’re a gland’

I said I got a pen­chant for smokes and kick­ing douch­es in the mouth

Sad­ly for you my last cigarette’s gone out

Con­crete to leather
 

 

Now that
we live in Blade Run­ner who wants to take me to a noo­dle bar where cy­ber­punk peo­ple chase each other?

Be­fore you reach un­der your fe­do­ra to scratch that “both sides” itch about Trump and the for­est fires, re­al­ize these are fed­er­al forests and then go do lit­er­al­ly any­thing else with your day.

 

“A fa­ther of a Park­land school shoot­ing vic­tim ap­peared on ‘Fox & Friends’ over the week­end and sug­gest­ed, with­out ev­i­dence, that De­moc­rats reg­is­tered the ac­cused shoot­er to vote from jail as part of an ef­fort to steal Florida’s elec­tion … There was a ker­nel of truth at the heart of the seg­ment and the spi­ral­ing so­cial me­dia out­rage that ac­com­pa­nied it: Niko­las Ja­cob Cruz re­al­ly did reg­is­ter to vote in July, list­ing his home ad­dress as the coun­ty jail where he awaits tri­al af­ter po­lice say he con­fessed to the mass shoot­ing … He reg­is­tered as a Re­pub­li­can, which ‘Fox & Friends’ didn’t mention.”
—Avi Selk

you mean, con­stant­ly un­der­mine it for black peo­ple but con­stant­ly bom­bard white peo­ple with mes­sages about its im­por­tance? be­cause we al­ready do that, and for sim­i­lar rea­sons https://t.co/E1ni8ey0yv

— Greg Афиногенов (@athenogenes) No­vem­ber 12, 2018

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun … with­in an ac­cept­able melanin range of course.
 

 

In an iron­ic twist
Sine­ma was pushed across the fin­ish line to vic­to­ry by Re­pub­li­can vot­ers who thought they were or­der­ing pay-per-view.
 

Fur­ther
let’s iden­ti­fy all these baby Nazis and make sure their col­lege plans get upended.

No mat­ter the out­rage, most of those seig heil­ing squirts are go­ing to end up work­ing in in­sur­ance and re­al­ty (and prob­a­bly auto sales) any­way be­cause that’s what al­ways happens.
 

I have loved this show
from the be­gin­ning. Who would ever have thought it could end up here ca­pa­ble of some­thing as tran­scen­dent as this?

 

Let there be Rawk and/or Roll

All the things Gre­ta Van Fleet wants to be The Struts re­al­ly are. On Sun­day, they were play­ing Ace like it’s fuck­ing Wem­b­ley. This is the small­est show Chris and I have seen them play yet some­how the biggest.

This was the per­fect show to hap­pen soon af­ter the fake Fred­die Mer­cury movie.

And I have used the kind of fu­tur­is­tic tech­nol­o­gy you have en­joyed in such films as Juras­sic Park to cre­ate a 3D ren­der­ing of me at the show:

 

I will sing songs of us out there in the breach

oiled up astride a pile of dead Orcs as is my mode
 

Oh, re­union plz. I get it now.

 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2018 Ja­son Malmberg.

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