Hey remember when Kirk Cameron had that bizarre Christian show where he’d go around with his weird Australian friend and make people cry for not being perfect Christians and they had that website where he’d hellsplain that you were a stupid heathen sinner if you thought God was loving and good?
Okay,
now remember how ON that show they used a banana as the best example of intelligent design ironically unaware that humans domesticated modern bananas to be perfectly engineered for consumption? Classic.
Still with me? Good.
Every fucking time I eat a banana, like multiple times a week, I think of that dumbfuck show and I hate it.
Stupid Mike Seavers.
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle. Foto: Kirk Cameron/Pyro Pictures (we added the glow; seemed like that was missing).
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