bone-chilling terror

Are you in need of a re­al­ly scary sto­ry to tell around the camp­fire in these last few weeks of sum­mer? Well, I’ve got the per­fect one for you: 🔦 

*hushed voice*

I once sug­gest­ed to this guy that he ought to check out the show The IT Crowd, that it was re­al­ly fun­ny, and I thought he’d like it.

*qui­eter*

He says to me, ‘Eh, I watched it, I didn’t think it was that good.’

And then he says 

*loud*

‘I PRE­FER THE BIG BANG THE­O­RY. IT’S A MUCH BET­TER SHOW AND IT’S A LOT FUNNIER.’

*screams*
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2018 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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