Was a time when all I needed was a $29 pleather jacket and a vial of gas station cologne. Where did it all go wrong?
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NOW TRENDING! 90s looks are all the rage this back to school season as boys and girls alike do their best to mimic sassy Clinton-era style icon David Caruso.
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I wish Seinfeld was still on the air so George could be a member of Die Antwoord just so Jerry could deadpan say to him, “So that’s still going on.”
And there’s this.
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Now more than ever, the world needs Norm MacDonald on its tv interview shows.
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Taye Diggs should use “Hey … I Diggs you” (while pointing with dual finger guns) as a pick up line and it will work on several levels of Smooth.
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$hillary Hitlerinton is going 2 murder 36% of the voters so she get 100% of the votes !!
Wake up sheep people !!!!!
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I don’t advocate violence against political opponents, but I do hope there’s a mad scientist in Rudy Giuliani’s neighborhood looking for that missing 3rd person to complete his centipede.
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Trump: “I think someone should shoot Hillary Clinton and I am being very clear about that fact when I say it should be with a gun so she is hit with a bullet from said gun.”
Shitheel Trump Supporter: “You Lib DemonCraps are embarrassing yourself. That could mean *anything!*”
Will no one stand up and stop this monster?
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I’m not even mad about this one. Go big or go home and whatnot.
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Or just drop out. Be a carny. Nothing matters anymore.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg.
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