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over­heard:
“… this guy to­tal­ly has a hor­ror fridge in an aban­doned house somewhere …”

lo­ca­tion:
auto me­chan­ic wait­ing room

sub­ject:
1998 bmw sedan

The sick­est burn I’ve ever heard.
 

The Unit­ed States doesn’t have roads.
 

Es­pe­cial­ly At­lanta.
 

And Flori­da, it seems.
 

No, roads take you places. 

Point A to B.

Our free­ways are shel­lacked, pot­hole rid­den, rage in­duc­ing, per­son­al paved purgatories.

Re­gard­less of the hour … it’s just, ugh, Kubrickian?
 

Los An­ge­les!

Those wool­ly mam­moths in the tar pits?


 

I get it now.

Just stop moving. 

Em­brace a sense of place and be­come one with it.

Just or­ange and black. 

No ex­its.
 


 

Is there a Son­ic lev­el called ‘Fin­er Things,’ in which you trig­ger Beethoven’s 9th Sym­pho­ny, us­ing mal­lets, mar­bels, and var­i­ous Rube Gold­berg mech­a­nisms or did I just ran­dom­ly dream that up?
 

 

Thank you subconscious. 

Vi­sion gen­er­a­tor is on point.
 

 

I find the um­brel­las on the tar pavers hilarious.

There’s some­thing.

 

—louis her­nan­dez

Flom­mist Louis Her­dan­dez is ob­sessed with go­ing Bauhaus and be­com­ing The Ma­chine. Prefer­ably a drill press. Copy­right © 2021 Louis Hernandez.

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