anti-greetings – because ghosting is so 2019

Do you have a friend­ship you’re ready to move on from?

Some­one in your life who just is­n’t cut­ting it any­more?

Do you also have a hard time be­ing up front and bold with peo­ple?

The anti-greet­ing card is here to help.

 

Ready to break up with that friend who just is­n’t cut­ting it any­more?

Let this card say it for you!

Now you can send an anti-greet­ing card to the fren­e­mies in your life.

 

I’ll even mail it for you if you don’t want to mail it your­self.

 

So what are you wait­ing for?

Or­der the card to­day.

 

Please note – If you choose for me to mail it, there will not be a re­turn ad­dress on the en­ve­lope.

I am not re­spon­si­ble for any reper­cus­sions or dra­ma that comes from send­ing the card. 🙂

 

—bri­au­na ru­pert

Flom­mist Bri­au­na Ru­pert is made up of 50% anx­i­ety, 50% Sal­sa Verde Dori­tos. She also does­n’t get mad, “I just make SIMS of my en­e­mies and lock them in the base­ment.” Copy­right © 2019 Bri­au­na Ru­pert.

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