It’s foggy as hell today
and that works for me.
Jesus.

Bundle up Omaha pals.

People that marry me:
Get homemade minestrone and tiny grilled cheese sandwiches.
People that don’t marry me:
Are sad and don’t get that
Got a gang of gorgeous produce at the midtown farmers market and used it to make my from-scratch Minestrone that solves everything forever god bless us every one.

Love of my life and dogs and Charlie Brown projected on the wall. 🙂

This scene generates real actual heat. No joke.
“So what we’ve done
is taken the perennial classic holiday song Last Christmas by Wham (featuring George Michael) and re-imagined it as the same song only not very good this time.
“I think when you listen, you’ll find we succeeded.”
“This is [insert your city]’s home for Christmas music!
“We’re rockin around the Christmas tree with all your favorite holiday classics until 12:00:00 AM December 26, at which time we will pretend none of this ever happened.
“No eye contact.”
The ’ludes are kicking in, you guys.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2022 Jason Malmberg.
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