a california white christmas!

It’s fog­gy as hell today
     and that works for me.

Je­sus.

Bun­dle up Om­a­ha pals.
 

Peo­ple that mar­ry me: 
Get home­made mine­strone and tiny grilled cheese sandwiches.

Peo­ple that don’t mar­ry me: 
Are sad and don’t get that

Got a gang of gor­geous pro­duce at the mid­town farm­ers mar­ket and used it to make my from-scratch Mine­strone that solves every­thing for­ev­er god bless us every one.
 

Love of my life and dogs and Char­lie Brown pro­ject­ed on the wall. 🙂
 

This scene gen­er­ates real ac­tu­al heat. No joke.
 

“So what we’ve done
is tak­en the peren­ni­al clas­sic hol­i­day song Last Christ­mas by Wham (fea­tur­ing George Michael) and re-imag­ined it as the same song only not very good this time.

“I think when you lis­ten, you’ll find we succeeded.”

 

“This is [in­sert your city]’s home for Christ­mas music!

“We’re rockin around the Christ­mas tree with all your fa­vorite hol­i­day clas­sics un­til 12:00:00 AM De­cem­ber 26, at which time we will pre­tend none of this ever happened.

“No eye contact.”
 

The ’ludes are kick­ing in, you guys.

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2022 Ja­son Malmberg.

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