the return of the straight white dope

“He speaks his mind.”

Re­al­ly. When did it be­come ac­cept­able that “speak­ing your mind” is just about “say­ing stu­pid, hate­ful shit?”

I speak my mind all the time, which is why con­ver­sa­tions with me are al­ways com­posed of 95% ran­dom movie triv­ia. Speak­ing your mind doesn’t make you in­sight­ful, or not wrong. 

Mr. Trump.

The peo­ple who sup­port this brand of straight white dope be­lieve in free speech. BUT, then they are an­gry that when they say their racist, sex­ist, demon­stra­bly wrong things – AND they get called out on it.

They are fu­ri­ous be­cause they per­ceive that they are be­ing re­strict­ed from a priv­i­lege that should au­to­mat­i­cal­ly be­long to them. And emp­ty free speech is just that: Empty.

This is what Trump plays to. Be­cause Trump is mere­ly do­ing a more vi­cious ver­sion of what any giv­en politi­cian would do: He is say­ing what he thinks will get vot­ers into the elec­toral bed. The “mind” he is speak­ing is re­al­ly the book of po­lit­i­cal pick-up lines that changes with every con­quest he pur­sues. Take note, poor Face­book mar­tyrs who want a brave new world where you can drop slurs with­out so­cial con­se­quences: Even though you love what he’s been sell­ing, The Don­ald him­self still wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire.

So go right ahead. Main­line that straight white dope as pub­licly as pos­si­ble. Just re­mem­ber what Hu­bert Humphrey, an ac­tu­al politi­cian, once said:

“The right to be heard does not au­to­mat­i­cal­ly in­clude the right to be tak­en seriously.”
 

—rachel gard­ner

Flom­mist Rachel Gard­ner cur­rent­ly writes weird fic­tion with a hor­ror bent. Find her at Greet­ings from the Waste­land, which up­dates week­ly. Copy­right © 2016 Rachel Gardner. 

Im­age swiped from @Parishatesyouu: ‘Why does this Host­ess Zinger look ex­act­ly like Don­ald Trump’

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