I bought a VW Jetta in 2004 and sold it in 2013.
When I checked it one last time for any of my belongings, there was a perfect looking McDonald’s fry under the driver’s seat and I hadn’t gotten McDonald’s fries in over four years.
That McDonald’s fry lasted longer than the confederacy.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine.
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