hunters

You guys!

To­day is the day!

JFK Jr will re­veal him­self and take Pence’s place as Trumps run­ning mate!

Q has forsee’d this!

 

Mean­while,

Guil­iani leaks texts be­tween Biden and his son show­ing what an un­con­di­tion­al­ly car­ing fa­ther he is and MAGA trash think this will em­bar­rass Joe.

Then, Rudy’s own daugh­ter en­ters the fray with a plea to vote out Trump and his lack­eys like Rudy.

“He’s a good dad!

What a fuck­ing pussy!

KAG2020!!!!!”

At this point even John Voight has to Google “who’s John Voight?” when he sees John Voight tweet­ing MAGA non­sense.

 

If you aren’t

thor­ough­ly ex­cit­ed about vot­ing Biden/Harris yet, might I sug­gest find­ing your bliss in how thor­ough­ly *wrecked* all those 48 year old goa­tee-and-Oak­leys fish­ing dads will be on Nov forth if you do?

“At least

I still have my truck.

Just 72 more

month­ly pay­ments

and she’s all mine,

snowflakes!”

And some­where out there an ed­i­tor is try­ing to talk some poor writer into do­ing a post-de­feat piece about Re­pub­li­can Par­ty soul-search­ing that lit­er­al­ly no­body be­lieves is ac­tu­al­ly go­ing to hap­pen.

 

I AM wor­ried tho

race is gonna tip back to Trump once Hillary’s Buca di Bep­po coupons from 2012 get leaked.

 

 

Uh, you guys?

This is my first time vot­ing by mail.

Are we al­ways asked to send nudes?

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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