List ten jobs.
Nine should be jobs you have actually done. One should be a lie. Let’s see if people can guess the lie!
My list is below:
1. Door to Door Salesman
2. Windshield Factory Edge Beveler
3. File Clerk at Dept of Elder Abuse
4. Ice Cream Truck Driver
5. Screenprinter at uniform shop
6. German sandwich filling maker
7. Washer at eyeglass factory
8. Corn detassler
9. Lawn and landscape worker
10. Subway Manager
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg. Pictured up top: Just a nice picture of Joe Pantoliano that I am uploading to the World Wide Web for Mike Flynn in case he ran out.
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