dems: We want to increase SS payments.
reps: No.
d’s: We want guarantees for sick pay.
r’s: No.
d’s: We want to know which corporations get bailout money.
r’s: No.
d’s: We’d like to prevent companies from using the money to buy back stock.
r’s: No.
d’s: Money for all families?
r’s: No.
d’s: Focus on hospitals and healthcare workers?
r’s: No.
d’s: Some kind of oversight?
r’s: No.
d’s: . . .
r’s: Ok. The bill is done. Vote for it now m’kay?
d’s: No.
d’s: The Democrats have irresponsibly obstructed our attempts to provide relief to the American people!!!
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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