OMG team! Teeeeeeeaaaammmmm!
I FINALLY got to check a bucket list item off just now!
Two teens just asked me if I would buy them tickets to a rated R movie.
OBVIOUSLY I will buy you tickets to see Bad Boys (2020), what do I look like one of these lame puritanical middle agers who don’t seem to understand you have every single porn ever made in your back pocket and movie ratings are just a suggestion?
No, you have correctly identified me as a rules that make no goddamn sense breaker. Well done.
I played it all sneaks too like we were committing a serious crime hahaha.
Enjoy your movie youths 🙂.
—natalie michelle
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