Anyone
wanna go back with me
in my time machine
to catch a grimy 4am showing
of
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead
and
then pop next door
for some peep show action?
OK FLOMMISTS.
I’m gonna let y’all in on THE CREATIVE PROCESS.
Please name the band I started with Daniel and Patrick.
This is our first press photo (and possibly also our first video since everyone is broke right now):
Lookitallthisshit!
So who’s down to collaborate on a comic about the Grit offices mixed with Glengarry Glen Ross but with vulgar eleven year olds?
Like, Peggy even has a crown!
She was probably, “Why do I have to answer the phone all the time? As a woman I’m capable of more than this you know.”
“Well, how about this: We will make you phooooonnnne princess! And here’s your crown your majesty!”
“Oh you fuckin dicks!”
Meanwhile
at the Target Corporate Office:
You know,
this is how world wars start, buddy!
There.
We’re officially done with weirdo chips.
You know,
your eyes are all stupid.
Make them like these instead.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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