dreamy deltoids, pushbroom stache

In the in­ter­est of not ne­glect­ing our read­er­ship who re­al­ly love the men (which Google’s own an­a­lyt­ics are telling me could be as high as 3% by mid-Au­gust) I have de­cid­ed to add some HOT YOUNG SIZ­ZLE to derTung. 

And it is in that spir­it that we kick off a new feature: 

❤ POP THROB KO­RNER ❤

It will fea­ture the hottest faces of young Hol­ly­wood dope swag plur and also pro­vide a place for you to ‘rap’ about what’s on your mind (com­ment below).

And here’s our first ‘cov­er-boy’ Sam Elliott. 

I think he’s got ‘the goods,’ don’t you? XOXOXOXO

Born in ’44, so even us­ing a gen­er­ous es­ti­mate on this pic’s OG date, he would have at least been like 30. 

“Gas, grass or ass … no­body rides for free.”

And you re­al­ly can’t read that with­out hear­ing his voice in your head, right? Bro’s voice alone pro­l­ly floods a lot of basements.

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And since you’ve made it this far, here’s a bonus bro.

Like, 2 sec­onds in the google.

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NEXT MONTH: We get ginchy with TV’s hottest Cop-throbs, Starsky & Hutch’s David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser in a Sausal­i­to beach spread that’s so hot you’ll call 911!

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

(The 70s was a very, very dif­fer­ent place. They prob­a­bly sold mail-or­der bongs and had cock­tail recipes.)
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2019 Ja­son Malmberg.

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